Radio Ad Scripts

Client: Mercy Iowa City | Length: 30 sec.

"Useful Phone Number"

 

ANNCR is female, mid-30s to mid-40s, caring and friendly

 

ANNCR: Here's a number you can use Sunday through Saturday...

 

Wife: Be careful on that ladder...

 

Husband:Whoooooaaahhhhh! (Crashing SFX)

 

ANNCR: 3-5-8... 2-8-6-7.

 

Woman (thinking): Who's a good pediatrician for my diabetic child?

 

ANNCR: 3-5-8... 2-8-6-7.

 

Man (thinking): My joints hurt. I wonder if it's arthritis.

 

ANNCR: 3-5-8... 2-8-6-7. Mercy On Call.

 

A free health information service from Mercy Iowa City.

 

Open 7 a.m. to midnight.

 

All week. All weekend.

 

Mercy Iowa City.

 

Client: Bristol Windows | Length: 60 sec.

 

"Nebraska Weather"

 

ANNCR is male, mid-30s to mid-40s, amiable

 

ANNCR: You gotta love Nebraska weather. 

 

You know the energy companies do.

 

Cold, harsh winters. Hot, sweltering summers.

 

While the weather is out of your control, you can do something about your energy bills.

 

Save by installing Bristol Windows.

 

They've got one of the highest efficiency ratings in the business.

 

Three panes of glass, superior design and construction is why.

 

What does the competition have?

 

Only two panes of glass and hollow vinyl, at most.

 

And, Bristol Windows also offers a 50-year transferable warranty.

 

The competition doesn't.

 

Where does that leave you if you want to sell your home?

 

Out in the cold.

 

Click Bristol Windows dot com or call 1-800-4-2-5-39-26 to learn all of Bristol's benefits.

 

Bristol Windows. Appreciate Life.

 

Client: Bristol Windows | Length: 30 sec.

 

"Blood Pressure"

 

ANNCR is male, mid-30s to mid-40s, amiable

 

ANNCR: Did you know buying Bristol Windows may actually lower blood pressure?

 

Because if you go with someone else...

(SFX of envelope opening, bill unfolding)

 

Opening your energy bill may result in this...

(SFX of rapid heartbeat, fainting, body hitting floor)

 

Install Bristol Windows and opening your energy bill will be like this...

 

Man: (calmly emphatic) Oh, yeah.

 

ANNCR: So do your family and your wallet a favor. Click Bristol Windows dot com or call toll-free 1-800-4-2-5-39-26.

 

 

Client: L'Orient Restaurant | Length: 30 sec.

 

"Your Next Meal"

 

ANNCR is male, mid-30s, hip yet sophsiticated, slightly flip.

 

ANNCR: In the jungle, they say, your most important meal is the next one.

 

The same is true in civilazation.

 

So if today, breakfast only... resembled breakfast...

 

And lunch came out of a microwave or paper bag...

 

Then for the day's last meal, make up for the other two.

 

Indulge in L'Orient - a world-class fusion of French and Pacific Rim cuisines. 

 

Enjoy a seasonal menu of incredibly fresh items.

 

Exquisite wines. Knowledgeable, attentive service.

 

110th and Elm. Just west of Rossi's clothing in Rockbrook Village.

 

Reservations honored. 3-9-1  2-0-2-1. L'Orient.